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Worst MoviesBy buckeye(156) I’ve listed a few movies that were successes and discussed why I thought they were hits. I thought I’d turn it around and list some of the worst movies of all time. Now, I got on to the internet movie database website and browsed through their list of ranked movies and browsed the list of IMDb Bottom 100. The list was pretty hilarious. There’s a few that I’ve seen and have no complaint about them being on the list, but the funny part about it is the one’s you haven’t seen. You can just imagine how bad a movie is by the title. Just imagine how horrible “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” is, or how about “Chopper Chicks in Zombietown” or “Orgy of the Dead.” The list goes on and on. The sad thing is that these movies had to be as bad or worse than their title.
Most of the movies I have never seen, but there are a few. For instance, I remember seeing “Kazaam” in the theater when I was a kid. Here’s some advice to movie directors: Don’t get a 7 foot NBA player to star in a multimillion dollar film. Oh, and don’t be as unoriginal as having that NBA player play a genie that gives wishes to a kid. Another thing don’t come up with stupid wishes. I remember the kid wishing for a bunch of candy. Come on! Even when I was a kid I would have been smart enough to wish for a boatload of money. Oh yeah, and if your going to choose an NBA player don’t pick Shaq.Well, it still can’t be as bad as “Thunderpants” or “Mannequin: On the Move.” I guess the moral of this blog is: Don’t let NBA players star in your movie and make sure if your movie is bad don’t accompany it with an even worse title. This Blog Post has been read 0 times. Posted to ProBlogs.com on Monday, January 01, 2007 View other posts by buckeye Comments on this blog post: No comments yet. Leave a Public Comment or Question: Best Movies Star Wars Success Through a Positive Mental Attitude Do it anyway! -Mother Teresa Hello LMB RESIDENT SHARES HIS SEPTEMBER 11, 2001, EXPERIENCE Part 4 A way to put mangosteen into a bottle and make it taste good. |
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