More concerning second sexers

Guys, it is time to rear up on hind legs and set things straight once and for all.  Although They all believe Themselves to be great in charge types let me assure you They are not.  They only have a better media propagander machine going for Them than we beloved first sexers have.

They are always tooting Their horn about what great This's and That's they are.  And when it comes to horn tootin' let a guy, any guy, just emit a small toot even when two rooms away from his Pretty and you can bet your bippie that within micro seconds It will appear miraculously out of thin air with a gallon spray bottle of lavender Air Wick which It will empty before departing amid some such sediment as "I am not going to have to put up with this all day, AM I?"

They all have an endless store of gallon sized Air Wick Spray Bottles hidden somewhere.  My thoughts on this are I believe it to be a mother/daughter thing where as part of It's Dowery from your beloved mother in law upon your enslavemenn...ahhhh...belay that...I meant to say your nuptials, was a life time supply of gallon sized Air Wick bottles.

Now, on the other hand, you may be sitting three feet from your beloved It when It cuts loose a giantic never ending BRRRAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCC

CCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! which causes the paint on the ceiling to begin blistering and the wall paper to peel and the room to smell like a rancid sulpher pit...if It thinks you are even thinking of saying something or getting an industrial fan or opening a window...you are dead meat because It is going to hold you to our first sexers code of gentlemennes which requies non acknowledgement the It, like the rest of us, has a problem controling gas leaks.

Cheese its, Miagra, and Josephine, guys, they fart just as much as we do, even more, and even though one of their farts may make their mascarra run and ear wax melt and turn their hair a bluish green while bringing tears to anyone within a two block radius eyes, It will still expect you to not double over and roll around on the floor holding your belly while enjoying the guffaw of your life.  As I said, if you do you are dead meat and it will proably be 2025 before It even begins considering coupling with you again.

Want to add another 15 years to that...short sheet one of Them and you will find out exactly how little Their collective senses of humor is.

Oh crap!  That's the howl of my beloved crone...as this is a long weekend I'm heading for my secret place, Stoutheart has already rushed from the room to make sure the coast is clear.   SYOTB