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APPLYING FOR THE SANTA JOBBy beanerywriters(11,675) Posted Tuesday, December 11, 2007 View All Blog Posts submitted by beanerywriters The prompt for our writer’s group meeting was: Write a resume for a Santa Claus---or Mrs. Claus---job you are considering this Christmas season. Any writers want to write a letter of application? Send submission to beanerywriters@yahoo.com ---remember, put the word “Submission" in the subject line! The prompt was: Write a resume for a Santa Claus---or Mrs. Claus---job you are considering this Christmas season. Years of Santa experience--ho, ho, ho Capacity to chuckle Willing to work with children Possess sturdy lap Owner of eight frisky reindeer, one with bright red nose Jolly belly from eating well White hair, beard, and mustache Owner of dependable sleigh and huge sack of toys Employer of elfish elves Dear Santa Re: Position The prompt for our writer’s group meeting was: Write a resume for a Santa Claus---or Mrs. Claus---job you are considering this Christmas season. Any writers want to write a letter of application? Send submission to beanerywriters@yahoo.com ---remember, put the word “Submission" in the subject line! Jessica Wreth, 111 Single Street. Available, South Pole 77133 December 10, 2006 Santa Claus Director of Human Resources North Pole International 777 Candy Cane Lane North, Pole Universal 11111. Dear Santa, I am writing in regards to your advertisement in the Christmas Classifieds regarding the position of assistant to Santa. My objective is to anchor a pemanent position with a bearded, jolly man who enjoys children and speaking in elfish. I have twenty six years experience in multi-tasking with children, wrapping gifts, falling asleep under the tree among packages and bows. I once was asked to attend an elementary Chritmas function with a young man by the name of Nathan. He was a favorite of mine and his classmates were glad to see me when I walked in with my gray bun, glasses, my rosey cheeks (the ones on my face), my Christmas apron with poinsettas and holly berries appliqued onto the pockets, and my green Christmas stockings; most of the superficial Santas I met that season really liked my green nylons. I suppose that bonus might fall under the benefits package for Santa. I have been known to stay up late deleting and eating cookies. I am fluent in Christmas song and good cheer. I enjoy decorating and sitting by a warm fire roasting marshmallows and drinking hot chocolate and I don't mind staying up late when I know it is for a good CLAUS. I am familiar with noel spreadsheet, snowball office XP, and am able to navigate the sled hard drive quite comfortably. I am more than interested and quite certain that I would be an asset to you personally and I would like to become a vital member of your merry family. Will it be convenient to meet you and talk to you further about the position? If you wanna take a sleigh ride... For further questions you may email me at Mrs.Clauswannabe@southpole.com. I look forward to meeting you. Yours truly, Jessica Wreath This Blog Post has been read 2,541 times. Posted to ProBlogs.com on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 View other posts by beanerywriters Comments on this blog post: No comments yet. Leave a Public Comment or Question: Deconstructing the Myth of a Liberal Media MY CHRISTMAS LETTER by Cochran Who to complain to about Government policy or services - UK DOESN'T SANTA CARE? by Carolyn Soothe Your Irritated Bowel Syndrome In Ten Minutes Fast ! The U.S. Economy. It’s all about Oil. Why Comprehensive Immigration is vital to big business and will be passed? |
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