What would I do if I were rich?
Give it away and dig a ditch.
What would I do if I were famous?
I’d tell my fans they were the lamest.
And if I was the president?
I’d ban all forms of government.
When I was chosen for the pope?
I’d tell the world that life’s a joke.
And if the people hated this?
That’s to damn bad, that’s how it is!
