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The Great Kibble Caper - Part One - The Crime!


By BJChips(5,633) BJChips



Dear Diary,

There has been a theft! Yes, I have been robbed, someone has violated my kibble container and kibble, priceless, wonderful, meaty morsels of life sustaining kibble have been taken! 

I’m telling you fellow canines guard your kibble canisters with both paws! Something foul is afoot and I intend to get to the bottom of it!

I suspect the theft took place sometime between lunch and dinner today.  My first and only suspect is that fiend of the lowest kind the cat! Of course, I will need evidence in order to convict him and at the present, there apparently is nothing at which I can point my paw at!  

When I left my bowl after breakfast I know there was at least 100 kibbles left. Now mind you I don’t count them (honestly, I can’t count at all) but a guy knows from experience what he has to his name. 

I spent the day, which has been cloudy, gray and somewhat cold in my snuggly watching Cartoon Network while my human pet is at the office. At lunchtime, I scoped out the house to see if anything had been left from the humans breakfast. They are very messy and eat foods that leave crumbs under the table and around the kitchen floor. Occasionally a wedge of buttered toast can be found or a scrap of scrambled egg. Today the crumbs were of no value and the only thing of consequence was a lone Fruit Loop, which I don’t like.  

At that point, I checked my bowl for a quick bite and all appeared to be in order. Content, I returned to my snuggly and feel asleep almost as soon as my paws hit the pillow. It must be while I was enjoying my nap that the thief struck. Silently, without a sound or so much as a stray hair or paw print my kibble was removed from my bowl and spirited away!

Now my human has returned and noticed the empty dish! “Someone was hungry today!” she comments. I look shocked. Back to the bowl, sniff… sniff… I can’t smell that cat but who else could have perpetrated this crime? 

Now with my daily allotment of food gone, I am forced to beg like a common cur at the dinner table! Hoping against all hope that a plate will fall, a patty of meat drop, a morsel of potato tumble. Anything! Anything at all! 

They think I have finished all my food and won’t need more for hours. No more kibble will appear in my bowl until the morning meanwhile I will sleep with an empty stomach! There will be no sleep tonight! I will prowl all of that cat’s hiding places until I discover where he has hid my food. Once I have discovered that spot I will show my human and justice will be done!  He will be convicted of the crime and hopefully banished from our home FOREVER! 
More on this later Dear diary! The game is afoot!



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